I have a twin called Joe and my new years resolution was to eat less junk food
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windmillwindmillfortheland says "you're so intellectually cheeky."
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here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe

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  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday
May 31st at 2PM / via: deanboogie / op: corgle / reblog / 64,271 notes
  • Me: procrastinating on tumblr
  • My parents: can you please-
  • Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
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Must be a BITCH of a job to change your sheets

Must be a BITCH of a job to change your sheets

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